The Comedy Button: Episode 365

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2018

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

In our best post-Christmas Christmas episode ever, we can't figure out why people eat candy canes, Ryan doesn't have a clue what cream soda tastes like, and we've got some questions about Santa Claus. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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0:00.0	If you haven't noticed, everything is horrible. So if you want to retain any less
0:03.2	sliver of sanity, you should probably get some earbuds to block it all out.
0:06.2	And hey, maybe you already have some, but life is impermanent. So go to twictaudio.com and grab
0:11.0	a backup pair of durable, tangle-free and noise-canceling earbuds in one of seven styles and seven
0:15.4	colors so you can drown out the sounds of the dystopian hellscape that is everyday life.
0:19.8	Again, that's twictaudio.com and use the offer code GeekBox at checkout for 33% off your
0:24.3	purchase and free world wide shipping. Hey everybody, this is the Comedy
0:27.9	Button Show we've been doing since 2011. Thanks to the support of many people who listen to it
0:32.3	and occasionally give us money for reasons. If you would like to help us keep the lights on
0:35.7	and keep making this stupid terrible show that you continue to listen to for reasons we're
0:39.2	unclear of, head to patreon.com slash comedy button and kick us a buck or five bucks or really
0:43.6	whatever you can help with. We're still going to keep doing the show for free, but you can get
0:46.9	ad free versions or access to our whole backlog of movie commentaries and bonus episodes and all kinds
0:51.2	of deleted trash that we thought was a good idea to put on the internet. Again, that's patreon.com
0:56.3	slash comedy button. Hello and welcome to the comedy button. I'm your host Brian
0:59.8	Altono with me is Scott Bromley. Bonnie! My pebbles! Ryan Scott. Oh, now I have a machine gun too.
1:07.2	And Max Gowell. Presented by Fruitopia. If you're craving a cool sweet treat and it's the Christmas
1:13.7	time, why not break open a nice Fruitopia? The punch for the holidays. The punch that goes crunch.
1:20.7	All right, oh we got all that horseshed out of the way. The punch to beat Snapple. We don't
1:25.0	really do topical episodes here, but it's the holiday at your time and we're four white people.
1:32.4	Let's talk about Christmas. How's everyone doing with the Christmas season? Are you all excited
1:37.8	about Mr. Claus coming back? I'm doing great. Did all my Christmas shuppin' for my loved ones?
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