Hey, you seem to enjoy our podcast.

Well, would you like an extra two episodes of it every single month?

Well, you can have exactly that if you go to patreon.com slash comedy button and ship in a single dollar a month.

That is 12 bucks a year and an extra 24 episodes a year.

That's 50 cents an episode.

There's a lot of different ways you can do that math.

Again, patreon.com slash comedy button.

Thanks a lot.

Boy, am I sure sick of these stupid, non-tangle free earbuds.

They aren't noise-reducing because they always hear the train going by.

They're definitely not engineered for durability because they keep breaking every time I try to listen to tasteway.

And they don't even come in a variety of styles and colors.

Just some dumb, puke-ass brown.

I don't even think they're comfortable or compatible with my smartphone or MP3 player.

Because this plug looks like it's for a fucking muffler.

Don't let that get you down, my good sir.

You should try some tweaked audio earbuds.

Their noise-reducing, tangle-free engineered for durability.

They come in a variety of styles and colors and mic and mic un-miked versions.

And best of all, they're compatible with all my Android smartphones and MP3 players.

And none of them look like mufflers.

Whoa, why are you talking to me like a fucked-out drill sergeant?

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