Each day thousands of street cats die in the street

Like the street cats that they are put a unknown factor that most street cats is that all of them have a dollar inside them

You got to wait for them to die and rot out like a dirty little lamb boy and you pull out that dollar

You put it on the internet and you got a patreon.com slash

County button and use that dollar to get two extra episodes and get rid of all those old dirty gross ghost cats

Holding around the neighborhood spooking off all the kids

Boy am I sure sick of these stupid nontangle free earbuds?

They aren't nor is reducing because they always hear the train going by

They're definitely not engineered for durability because they keep breaking every time I try to listen to taste way

And they don't even come on a variety of styles and colors just some dump you gas brown

I don't even think they're comfortable or compatible with my smartphone or MP3 player because this plug looks like it's for a fucking muffler

Don't let that get you down my good sir. You should try some tweaked out of here buds

They're noise reducing tango free engineered for durability. They come in a variety of styles and colors and Mike and Mike

Unmiked versions and best of all they're compatible with all manner of smartphones and MP3 players and none of them look like mufflers

Well, why are you talking to me like a fucked-out drill sergeant you crazy ass honky motherfucker?

That magically solves all my problems though like in those stupid TV ads where some person is complaining about their off-brand paper towels

And then their friend offers a bunch of conspicuously specific information about the fuck I try to

Fuck up and I'm gonna tell you how to get the headphones you do go to tweaked audio.com and get the high quality of your buds there and use the offer code

Geekbox to get 33% off your order and free worldwide shipping then you can code fuck right off. I don't care

Fuck right off as the name of the CD. I'm chopping with my boys the beat off crew

Hello and welcome to the game spider briefings my name's Anthony Geigo silently have a half functioning mouth

Joining me is brown autonno

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