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The Comedy Button

The Comedy Button: Episode 174

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.83.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2015

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

We have way too much to say about who should play Krang in the next terrible Ninja Turtles movie. Call your agent, Verne Troyer. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Bill Zoeker.

Transcript

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since Scott's gonna hit the button. Hello and welcome to an episode of the Comedy

0:53.6

Button. I'm Max Scoville, joining me today. Brian Autano. That was really loud.

0:59.5

Brapp Brapp. Scott Bromley. The gummy sharks have pushed an arcade game into the old swimming

1:04.0

pool again to make up for you Max. That's a witty tip of... Okay. Ryan Scott? I don't know.

1:11.3

I got nothing. And special guest today. Good friend. Mr. Dragon Bill Z. You know Zoker.

1:20.0

If you think about it, your teeth are really just really hard and milk. Yeah. Yeah. If

1:26.1

you're fucking an HR Geeger painting, I don't know. Chopping on the steaks with hard milk

1:32.4

rocks. Well, baby starts by drinking milk when they don't have teeth and they grow teeth.

1:37.0

So there's your... Yeah. Cowsdames. Good for your teeth. Mystery stalk. It becomes teeth.

1:40.8

You know the technical name for upper teeth is stalagmites and the bottom ones is molars.

1:46.1

I thought it was alligator. So Anthony Galangus is not here with us tonight because he's

1:51.0

working on a house for his cat. Yeah, he's a real story. He gave us to not be on the

1:56.4

show tonight. He literally called in like two hours before we're supposed to call the show.

2:01.0

I'd be like, oh, sorry guys, we gotta go fucking pick up my cat and put it in his new cat

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