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🗓️ 20 February 2015
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Get drunk, find a toy store, and go to space. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
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0:46.8 | Hello and welcome to the comedy button. My name is Anthony Gagos. Joining me is always his brine autononon. |
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1:22.8 | You got to read it on. I got crazy. Let's beat each other up. Big talk for sure. Let's go on down the minimart and let's go in the minimart and fight. I don't want to fight you. Fuck you |
1:32.4 | I'm calling your dad and tell him you're not fighting. He's gonna throw you out of the porch. You're gonna be my daddy's dad. |
1:38.4 | I'm sorry to hear that. We should fight to make you feel better. That doesn't make you feel better my dad dad and a fight. |
1:44.7 | Sounds like the plot of a mortal combat game. Welcome to the comedy button. |
1:48.5 | We just had to go to die. |
1:51.2 | Shut up. We just passed Valentine's Day. You fuckers. |
1:54.7 | We sure did. Wow. You vloggers. Sounds like all the lunches out of the air. I was Valentine's Day. |
2:01.1 | Anthony. Honestly, there's love in your life. This was one of the first Valentine's days I've ever had someone to spend it with. |
2:07.6 | And you realized that Valentine's Day is fucking bullshit. How old are you? |
2:12.2 | I'm 32. 100 years old. |
2:15.1 | Typically Ryan, my relationships always end in December. That's how it's always happened for me. That's weird. |
2:20.8 | Did it just not want to buy you Christmas presents? I don't know. It always ended around the holidays |
2:25.7 | So then I didn't have and then they start in the summer and around Christmas. That's usually my wow. They roll. So |
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