4.8 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 23 January 2015
⏱️ 64 minutes
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We're gonna tell you why all those animals are stupid. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.
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0:36.4 | the nthing I go. It's joining me is always Brian Altano. Brr brr. Wow that was not so great. |
0:41.4 | Scott Brownlee. What? What? Oh shit. I don't know. What is going on? Internet. |
0:47.4 | Right dog. What? I called you right dog. Just to see how you just spawned. What's up? |
0:54.0 | You got to get you. I'm the right dog. I'm chill. Get your show balls out. What? |
1:04.0 | And Max Gowville. Get your wet snakes out of that big sack. Stuff a house full of the worms. |
1:11.2 | You know what? I love watching Max as Anthony does these analysis. Just watching Max think like |
1:16.7 | I fucking every episode I forget that he starts a seven-year-old thing. I don't have a fucking catch phrase. |
1:22.0 | I have a- Okay I forget I'm gonna have to say stuff too. Put a unicorn on a dog and write it to the |
1:26.0 | moon. Everybody get everybody get half naked and fucking get a library card. I don't know. |
1:34.4 | I wish that was your actual catch phrase every week and Max Gowville. Everyone get naked and |
1:39.2 | fucking get a library card. It's weird when you when you when you mentioned the half-naked person I |
1:43.9 | pictured somebody who is half naked but vertically. It's like two faces. Yeah it's like four. |
1:52.4 | Like two faces close. Brian you're like one of the most just high-functioning people I know. |
1:57.4 | It's quite a lot of stuff but I just feel like everything you do is like a two-step process where |
2:02.1 | there's like a bad sight gag initially and then there's the normal reaction. Yeah I always have to |
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