The Comedy Button: Episode 141

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2014

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Max returns from his whirlwind tour of Vietnam -- where he helped struggling children who were crying in pain due to health issues -- only to be greeted by a bunch of Internet gamer man-children crying in fake pain about season passes and Fez 2. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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0:32.6	Hello and welcome to comedy button. My name is Anthony Geigos.
0:36.1	Joining me is Brian Altano.
0:37.7	Brrrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr brrr
0:40.1	Wow. Scott Bromley. What is going on internet?
0:44.6	Ryan Scott. Hey. I'm pointing at your name tag.
0:50.5	Set up. Set up. You can project. Get into it.
0:53.0	And project. And project right you.
0:56.2	Max Goville. Launch to snail. Calling along the edge of a straight race.
1:01.9	Jesus Christ. Oh my god.
1:03.7	Oh, you've been there too long.
1:07.6	So Max, you just got back from Vietnam. Are you all fucking weird in the head now?
1:12.6	I'm a little bit weird in the head.
1:14.6	I think that might be a mix of jet lag, boot lag volume.
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