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🗓️ 24 May 2014
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Facebook gots stupid questions, and we gots smart 'n' funny answers. Come at us, Internet. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.
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0:40.1 | Hello and welcome to the comedy button. My name is Anthony guy goes joining me is Scott Brown. |
0:45.4 | What's going on internet? I'm the first one announced this week. |
0:50.2 | Max Scoville. |
0:52.2 | Peepyqueefman and the fuck boys coming here to the church of comedy to worship fanfare lord of flames. |
0:58.7 | Fuck Ryan Scott and Brian Altono. |
1:05.1 | Chris but he Christmas it's a quail feathers quanta fluid. |
1:09.5 | I just wanted to I just wanted to put shit slightly out of order. |
1:12.8 | You did it. I always do this. |
1:14.0 | Put your shit slightly out of order. |
1:15.7 | Through me for I can release the hogs. |
1:19.1 | You ever hear people say that to like y'all push a shit in? |
1:21.6 | No. |
1:23.6 | When you go to the doctor and he sticks his finger up before I put up y'all push shit in. |
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