The Comedy Button: Episode 112
The Comedy Button
Ryan Scott
4.8 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 31 January 2014
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
It's another three-man show, wherein Scott hates his birthday, we recall the first video games we ever played, Ryan delves into the contents of his MP3 player, proxy servers are cool, our stupid hobbies make us feel older than we are, we (occasionally) question our lots in life, the revelation of Santa Claus and wrestling being (spoilers) fake drove our kid selves mad, getting friend-zoned is your own stupid fault, we examine the peculiar difficulties of the late '90s, we talk all about pants, we take refuge in an imaginary zombie apocalypse, a 35-year-old virgin asks us for some love advice, and we reveal our comedic influences. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, and Ryan Scott.
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