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The Comedy Button

The Comedy Button: Episode 103

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.83.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2013

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Max takes his career back to the future (and explains his weird phobias), we do a boob tally, the Folsom Street Fair is weird, Ryan whips out the bully blinders, Brian is a closet depression eater, Ryan spins tales of his former criminal mastermind career, we're glad Blockbuster is finally gone, we learn some monster cereal facts straight from the source, we all totally would have been friends in high school, and making out is awesome (mostly). Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I guess I have questions that if Goddadi is pleased to get cheap world domain for whatever reason you guys want to make up

0:07.4

Like a blog or cap photos or Nintendo dog or Nintendo cat or for Starbucks or Kirby or Yonkidong or Starbucks

0:21.7

Or Yonkidong Junior or Yiddegong or

0:30.4

Yes, I have questions. If I write a blog about Yonkidong race or banjo yui, can I get on Goddadi?

0:41.2

Oh, yes, I can. Thank you. I have to go to Goddadi.com and use the code comody199 to get a dollar 99 of 1 year.com domain

0:53.4

Registrar which includes for the album and 247 customer support. Thank you.

1:01.7

Oh yes, I also have questions that if I go to Goddadi.com and use code 30507 to get 35% of all no podcasts

1:13.8

And product orders for my exist domains for cheap. Thank you. Can I do this? Yes, thank you.

1:23.4

Yonkidong

1:53.6

I got Oakley's on the back of my head and I put him up my ass when I sleep who wants a t-shirt head on over to comedybutton.com

2:01.4

You guys have read a whole car comedybutton.com t-shirts only available until December 2nd pizza

2:23.4

Hello and welcome to the comedybutton episode 103, I think. You're off to get your job. Good job. It's better than I would. That's all I got. That's it. That's it. You're stopping. I don't know where to go. That's the whole show. This is all you had planned. Do you want to cut Yonkidong me coach you? I'm Ryan Scott and with me is. All right. Well, who's with me? I was hoping you'd pick up there. Yeah. Who are you?

2:53.4

Who is in this room is not named Ryan Scott? Brian Althano.

2:57.6

Scott Brownwell. What's going on? Ryan Scott. Oh, and Max Scott.

3:04.1

Ryan Scott. Where's not your catchphrase? Could be. Host of hosts. Where is Anthony Gallagos? I don't know. He's gold mastering something. I have no idea. Where he's got a new name for it. He's fighting ball rocks. Is this is this the show? I guess. We're doing it right now. Yeah.

3:23.6

We're recording. No takebacks. I don't know. It's just it's kind of like a small town firework show sometimes with you. You know, you don't know when it starts for when it ends. It's like, oh, I guess that was the grand finale.

3:34.4

Max, I guess the show's canceled. Tell us about your phobias. I had a thing to announce first. Oh, no. You're afraid of whistles. Another thing. No, I'll get to the phobias in a second, but I, um, this is this is crazy. It was quitting the comedy. I'm quitting the comedy button. You're afraid of commitment. I've just thought, yeah, I'm afraid of commitment. I'm phobic of comedy. Um,

3:52.8

well, you came to the right place. Yeah, right. There's no jokes here. Uh, no, this is what you know, in a move to confuse the shit out of all of my extended family and people I went to high school with and pets probably. Uh, I have taken on a position for destructoid.com.

4:07.4

There's not the place you just left. No, that's revision three, a totally separate company that nobody ever figured that out. And Brian was just making a comparison on our way over to the left twix bar and the right to

4:16.0

the left twix bar factory. The left twix factory drizzles the caramel. So I went to the right to do it, which drizzles the caramel underneath the toffee, which, well, I mean, one is one is a place that has an office that is run by it is owned by the discovery network. And, uh, the other is a website run out of a Cuban man's living room where there's a bunch of video equipment set up. And sometimes they're house parties. That's a porn of studio. Yeah, it really is not that far off. The destructoid started Miami. There's a lot of things that I'm going to do. I'm going to do. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to

4:46.0

do a lot of overlap between the roots of the porno and the video robot. But the point of the story is basically bringing that back. The destructoid show so Nice, yeah, I'm still doing comedy stuff. So somebody was nice and to point out that the comedy stuff has amounted to a total three minutes of youtube garbage.

5:16.0

worst internet for doing anything like it's it's just like you know Arthur Geese's complaints

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