The Comedy Button: Episode 101

The Comedy Button

Ryan Scott

Debriefings, Chuf, Ign, Whistles, Xbox, Button, Swazzle, Comedy, Playstation, Brappp, Gamespy, Games, Altano, Boy, Braaap, Video Games, Geekbox, Nintendo, Pizza, Dtoid, Leisure, Gaming, Rydog, Stars, Bromley, Destructoid

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2013

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

We hear stories from medical professionals, get wind of some weird STD news, talk about the stupid Power Rangers, bring up Brian's apparent archnemesis, make fun of cartoon theme songs, hear about Ryan's unwanted drug deal, get excited about Halloween, debate the merits of Twizzlers and Red Vines, move out of our parents' houses, get an update on Ryan's Renaissance Faire adventures, roll our eyes at disappointing educational field trips, discuss our favorite scary movies, and ponder the ramifications of sleeping with friends-of-friends. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

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0:00.0	What's up, Pimp? Durable, tango-free, nose-reducing headphones, only from twizzle or odd isle,
0:05.7	seven different stizzles and collizzles and missiles and non-mizzle anxieties.
0:09.6	You suit your moves and your style. Murder was the case they gave you, but you might want to buy a
0:13.8	nice case for your new tweaked audio head fizzles. Esselizzle for listening to sizzles for your
0:18.6	podcast sizzle like this sizzle. Y'all with me? The year is 2013. My white friend's gonna drop the
0:25.0	co right here. 33% off your order and free worldwide shipping using code geekbox. Y'all right?
0:32.0	Y'all rizzle. Fuck as I'm not talking about tweaked audio. Hello and welcome to the comedy button.
0:38.9	Episode 101. Dalmatians. Wonderful. Jokes for you to tell with your dumb friends. With me today.
0:47.2	I already closed the browser window. I'm out. I'm gonna go listen to something else. Is Brian
0:50.4	Altono? Brat, brat, brat. Scott Bromley. What's going on internet? And Ryan Scott. Okay.
0:58.0	Money in the bank. Money in the bank. Thank you Ryan. Wow. Now a lot of money in the bank tonight.
1:03.0	Wow. We'll put some new shirts up and that'll change. Okay. Oh man. There we go. We are working on
1:07.4	new shirts. And of course, in for Anthony Gallagos who is down with the butt problems, I am Max
1:11.9	Goville. Is that what he said? He sent me a message on Friendster that said I have I have some
1:17.4	butt problems. But I'm having butt problems. I can't sit in a chair for an hour. Is that
1:22.8	mean he's addicted to booties or he's got poop balls? You know, he didn't go into it and I'm okay
1:27.2	with that. But speaking of butt problems, I heard you know how that you know, don't look at me and say
1:31.8	that. Okay. You don't know where I'm looking. I have a lot of problems and look at me. Okay.
1:36.0	Speaking of butt problems and I'm gonna look romantically at Ryan. There we go. Like, oh my god,
1:39.3	your eyes are connecting right now with your glasses. You know, if you know anybody who's ever known
1:44.4	anybody who's worked in a medical field, you have heard something discussed and come out of that.
1:48.0	Like it's just kind of a, it's like a two degrees separation. You have also heard a lot of
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