Hello folks, this is the Colonel.

I am today, I want to talk about something I read in the news the other day,

and really this is a public service announcement for men.

Last week in South Africa, they performed the world's first penis transplant.

That's right, you heard me.

Penis Transplant.

They took a penis off of a man.

I'm assuming and hoping he was dead.

And they put it on a living man.

And they connected the nerves and the blood vessels and the capillaries and everything else.

And it's a fully functional penis.

Now that sounds like wonderful news for those folks who are, you know, don't handle guns properly or industrial accidents or they work around farm equipment or whatever.

You know, in the past, I think what they did was they just rebuilt it using your big toe or whatever.

I don't know what they did, but you didn't have an empty spot there.

They put something there.

Well, this sounds great.

Sounds great on the surface.

Now, the colonel, he now had an uncaring man.

Okay.

But see, when the colonel go, I have my driver's license, I'm an organ donor.

It means you can use my organs and give them to people who might need them.

Well, I do not want to give away that order.

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