The College Football Mascot Draft

The Valenti Show

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🗓️ 28 August 2024

⏱️ 13 minutes

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0:00.0	That songs a complete disgrace.
0:02.0	Five o'clock.
0:03.0	You want Tiger Baseball, Odyssey.com, rewind.
0:06.0	We are in the mood for college football.
0:08.0	48 hours away, state will play.
0:11.0	Michigan plays Saturday night, NBC against Fresno. We are trying to build RICO back up
0:17.8	after a spring and summer of being bludgeoned for ruining this sport. We celebrate the things we still enjoy.
0:26.0	This edition, the mascot draft. David? Yes.
0:32.0	All right.
0:34.0	I have to tell you, I don't know that curb your enthusiasm is appropriate for this.
0:38.0	That's about to say, yeah, I figured like some college football moves.
0:41.0	Can that, no, re-w-wain.
0:42.0	Remix. We respect mascots. some college football music. Can that not re-w-w-mix.
0:43.2	We respect mascots.
0:45.3	If this were our most hated or idiotic ones, I think this would work.
0:50.1	We want real college football music.
1:02.0	All right, with the first pick in the 2024, ridiculous mascot mascot draft I want to select a regal beast
1:07.6	an animal with a short lifespan all heart you know a mascot's good when they need their face rolls cleaned. I'm taking
1:15.8	Uga. Yeah, that's for the other day, Kenny. That's for the other day.
1:20.6	Oh, no, no, no!
1:23.0	Wow!
1:25.0	The guy's got an air-conditioned dog house.
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