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Welcome to Horror Movie Club, the show where two dudes who aren't quite nerds, but not quite nubes.

Choose a horror movie each week to rate and review.

I'm Oshfin, and I'm on the phone with Brian.

And on this week's episode, we're going to be talking about the 2022 Spanish film, The Coffee

Table, directed by Kis Kassas, written by Kikas and Christina Borobia, and starring David Pereja and Estefania de los Santos.

In this film, a couple's decision to purchase a coffee table results in some traumatic events.

If you're new to the show, we're going to do a spoiler-free discussion for the first 15 minutes, then we'll take a quick break. We'll come back, go through the plot, spoil the show. We're going to do a spoiler-free discussion for the first 15 minutes. Then we'll take a

quick break. We'll come back, go through the plot, spoil the film, and do our review. This episode,

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If you click that, again, for as little as $3 a month, you can support the show, and we always appreciate the engagements. Brian, how have you been? And you had seen this before, right? I had seen this before, yeah. And I forgot that you hadn't, because I know you kept wanting to cover it for a while and the plan gang was to

cover primate which is currently in theaters so we apologize for the last minute pivot but I

fell ice skating like an idiot and hurt my knee and couldn't move it still can't move very well

so I couldn't get to the theater to see primate. So I don't know

if we'll cover that, uh, again, soon, like cover that soon or wait till it comes to streaming

or what our plan with primate is. But yeah, coffee table was the audible. So thanks for

bearing with us here. Yeah, it's definitely been on my list for a while. Uh, I feel like there was a lot of chatter about this film. And I always hear about it in passing. Like, no one ever told me what the film was about. And it just, like, kind of had this huge mystery in my mind about, like, what is this film? I just know it's, like, supposed to be pretty disturbing. But you caught this in, what, like, 2024 or three?

I think 2024 when we were doing the streaming, like the August streaming episode,

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