Scam! Cards. Robbery and fraud. Scam. Cards. Robacey Mosley, aka Scam Goddess. Back with another

installment of the podcast all about robbery fraud and those who practice it. Sometimes we love them.

Sometimes we hate them. We will find out along the way. And if y'all want to see me live in Chicago at the House of Blues,

in Irving, Texas at the Punchline Blues, in Irving, Texas, at the

Punchline Comedy Theater, New York, New York at the Grand Mercy, or in San Francisco, back at the

Cops Theater, we all know that was a chaotic show. You can go to Live Nation right now, or

Ticketmaster. And for my congregation, I will give you this scam code early. It's goddess if you want a little discount on your tickets. And we can all use a little discount in these times, okay? And I tried to make the tickets cute and I didn't do dynamic pricing because I know that's a scam. So I got y'all back. I got y'all back. Pull up. Pull up to these cities. And you'll see them on my socials too. But let's get to the main event here, okay?

The Deaconess has returned, and she has her white gloves on, and she's ready for service.

We are doing three services today.

The highest member of the churches are visiting and starting this year off, right?

You know it's going to be a time, y'all.

She's an actress, comedian, and improv genius

that I've had the pleasure of playing with for many, many years. Yes, you might recognize

as a lovely lady from shows like Abbott Elementary, Hacks, Unicorn Store, reboot, and so much more.

Congregation, please welcome my dear friend Kimia Bep and Pornia back to the show. Hi, Kimia. Damn, Lacey, I miss you so much. I miss you too. I was so happy to be here. I know. I wanted to hug you longer, but I was like, I guess we have to like get in the elevator and like go. And it was pretty long to start, you know, so we could have done more. Also, I got caught in a wind tunnel as I was parking my car and it was a very like I thought I was going to look fabulous today

and have a fabulous start. No, it was very Bridget Jones. It was very like, it was a struggle. I was looking embarrassed. It was a struggle. Have you seen because I said so? Have you seen? Yeah, but not in a long time. Okay, it's like, I think it's in this movie. I think

it's Mandy Moore, like, walks over and just trying to go to work and, like, has her dress caught in her underwear and she's tripping across the street. It was very much that. It's kind of that. It was giving that. And I was, I couldn't even try to, like, make it cute. I was like, I'm giving up. It's at me as she knows. And to me that's cute. Bridget Jones is my type. So I'm in. I love that.

Yeah. So's Kimia. She knows. And to me that's cute. Bridget Jones is my type. So I love that. Yeah. So I have to ask you Kimia, what's what's your

relationship with scams now? What any scams that have been crossing your eye, any of you

run, any of that have been tried to run on you could be anything. Yeah, I'm actually really

disappointed in scams right now. Yeah, I think they're

really, really getting my parents right now. Damn, still? And that's fucked up. Yeah. Yeah. I like,

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