You know that I was a gangbanger?

So you know, all blood neighborhood, homie, the only white motherfucker.

I did go to jail, and I did do 18 months, but never smoked, never sold, and got out the hood. Because you know why? Character fucking counts. That's the gangster, dog. I coached Juko for 20 years. Left Indy, Netflix, Last Chance You, the way they decided to depict me and I decided to start my own shit. My own show. On the realest show on Planet Earth, the Coach A.B. Show didn't know who I was going to have as a co-host. So about six years later, I decided to hire Big Smitty. Nap Town's final. I found the best young producer in the biz in Big Bailey. Now we're on the brink of becoming the biggest show, the realest show, and the best show on the internet.

Just like I did unintentionally while being filmed on Last Chance You, raw and uncut.

Coach J.B. and Big Smitty every single day, 6 to 9 a.m.

I'm kind of fucking big deal with.

What up, what up, what up?

Do you ask Dita Kim?

Got Trin to cut.

Yeah, yeah.

You at man, man.

In the gym shooting I'm Durant, you ain't shooting John

Jiammeran.

We ain't losing.

Ground like something to prove it. Can't to conclusion that it's proven, yeah, I'm proven with a reliable sword straight from the mouth of the hord Smitty and JV. J.B and Smitty from us close to your side. We're in your city. Keep it on 50. We never change what had any. Hurtle and get it cracking. No cap and we never lack it. You motherfuckers better be ready to play. I should have stuck these bitch ass in the face. Gay shit. I'm out so tired of these fucking gays playing football in my sport. How did mean it kind of get there? Oh, guess who her husband is. Why are you allowing this brought on your network that doesn't know shit? Do you know

what a three technique is?

No. Okay, but you

know football and talk football and it's okay.

What I said was, I

shit is your fucking slap nix issues get

pressed so past it, don't get sacked like bags and back

it. Smitty and Jason Brown

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