You know that I was a gangbanger?

So you know, all blood neighborhood, homie, the only white motherfucker.

I did go to jail, and I did do 18 months, but never smoked, never sold, and got out the hood. Because you know why? Character fucking counts. That's the gangster, dog. I coached Juko for 20 years. Left Indy, Netflix, Last Chance You, the way they decided to depict me and I decided to start my own shit. My own show. On the realest show on Planet Earth, the Coach A.B. Show. Didn't know who I was going to have as a co-host. So about six years later, I decided to hire Big Smitty. Naptown's finals. I found the best young producer in the biz in Big Bailey. Now we're on the brink of becoming the biggest show, the realest show, and the best show on the internet.

Just like I did unintentionally while being filmed on Last Chance You, raw and uncut.

Coach A.B. and Big Smitty every single day, 6 to 9 a.m.

I'm kind of fucking big deal with it.

What up, what up, what up? What a sports and cycle, co- Have you asked Dita Kim? Got trend to cut. Yeah, yeah. You at, man, Wettett, man. In the gym shooting, I'm Durant. You ain't shooting Jiamma Rang. No fucking stupid We ain't losing. Ground like something to prove it.

Came to conclusion that it's proven, yeah, I'm proven with a reliable source, straight from the mouth of the hordes. Smitty and J.B. J.B. and Smitty from us close to your side. Worldwide. We in your city. That's down. Keeping one 50. We never change with heading. You're hurt them and get it cracking no cap and we never lack it.

Light him up, what?

You motherfuckers gotta be ready to play! Keep it one 50s. We never changed what had me. Hurtling, get it cracking. No cap and we never lack it.

Like, I'm up, what?

You motherfuckers better be ready to play. I should have stuck these bitch ass in the face. Gay shit. I'm out so tired of these fucking gays playing football in my sport. How did me to kind of get there? Oh, guess who her husband is. Why are you allowing this brought on your network that doesn't know shit?

Do you know what a three technique is?

No. Okay, but you know football and talk football and it's okay. What I said was, I... What I shit is your fucking slap nix. Issues get pressed so past it, don't get sacked like bags and back it. Smitty and Jason Brown killed the ASA is a rap.

We what the games been missing.

We switched it and filled the gap.

Smithy and Jason Brown, we killed it, yeah, it's a rap.

We what the games we're missing.

We switched and feel the gap.

To put the fear of God in these motherfuckers!

Who is that?

Who is that?

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