4.8 • 643 Ratings
🗓️ 7 July 2016
⏱️ 180 minutes
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0:00.0 | This week's episode of the Cooptional podcast is proudly sponsored by Squarespace. |
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1:09.7 | ... com slash co-optional Oh, what you know? Oh, no Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the co-optional, it's the co-optional, it's the 5th of July, yes, that's the American Day system, right? I keep getting confused, yes the 5th of July? Yes, that's the American |
1:12.7 | Day system, right? I keep getting confused. Yes, 5th of July, wonderful. Great. |
1:16.4 | Off to a good start. Literally nobody is paying... |
1:20.7 | Oh, it's because I've... This is amusing. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's the |
1:23.8 | optional podcast. I forgot to unmute my mic on Zoom. |
1:27.9 | I've been intro in the show for 20 seconds, and none of you guys had any idea. |
1:33.6 | I was like, you know, they've been kind of rude right now, just sort of ignore me like, |
1:37.3 | oh yeah, I muted the mic. |
1:40.1 | You're a monster. |
1:41.1 | I'm a fucking idiot. |
1:43.2 | Dude, you're a monster. I'm fairly confused that I'm just losing my mind at this point. |
1:47.9 | I showed up to my therapist today and just like, you realize she's on holiday and she totally emailed you about that and told you not to come this week, right? |
1:53.8 | It's like, ah, that's the reason I did. |
1:56.8 | You see, I thought I forgot to put it on the calendar. |
1:59.6 | No, I deliberately didn't put it on the calendar because it wasn't happening. |
2:03.7 | I'm a fucking idiot. |
2:05.7 | Nailed it. |
2:06.5 | Yeah. |
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