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🗓️ 21 April 2016
⏱️ 186 minutes
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0:00.0 | This week's episode of the Cooptional podcast is proudly sponsored by Squarespace. |
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0:38.3 | ...com slash co-optional. Oh, what you know? Oh! Oh! Do you need to |
0:40.3 | Do you need with proper |
0:53.3 | to you know? Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the |
1:05.4 | on the Corruption podcast on the 19th of April 2016. |
1:09.6 | I just farted. |
1:11.8 | Hello. |
1:13.2 | It was loud in this office and now it's going to stink. |
1:17.5 | I've been, dude, I've been like farting and burping all morning and I don't know what's happened, but maybe it happened to both of us. |
1:25.4 | And we actually have aliens breathing out of our bodies. |
1:28.3 | If aliens in your body make you fart, |
1:30.8 | then I demand that someone recut |
1:33.2 | the first alien movie. |
1:35.2 | So instead of things bursting out of them, |
1:36.8 | it's just like them like, ooh. |
1:38.3 | Thank you very much for watching the Crosswell podcast. |
1:40.1 | Ladies and gentlemen, it's been a great show. |
1:41.6 | Goodbye. |
1:43.5 | Ooh, Ripley, are you a little gassy? Yeah. |
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