The "Club X til I die" loophole & torn hamstrings at the Battle of Hastings: The listeners' loves & hates

Football Cliches

Tom Whiter

Sports, Football, Soccer

4.9 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker entertain this month's listener entries for Mesut Haaland Dicks, as the Clichés faithful nominate their niche footballing fascinations and irritations. Among the selections are a tiny loophole in pledging your lifelong allegiance to your club, referees waiting patiently to book an injured player, and whether football-specific injuries ever occurred in ancient times. Meanwhile, the Adjudication Panel take in the sounds of Scotland's World Cup qualification heroics and Mike Dean pluralising referees on The Overlap. Sign up for Dreamland, the new members-only Football Clichés experience, to access our exclusive new show and much more: https://dreamland.footballcliches.com Visit nordvpn.com/cliches to get four extra months on a two-year plan with NordVPN Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back to another spectacular match day, but what's this?
0:03.5	Looks like the fans are playing Coral's free reward shaker.
0:06.9	The half and half scarfers shaking decisively for once.
0:10.0	They backed a super boost.
0:12.3	Next to them, the prawn sandwich brigade.
0:14.6	Oh, they've shaken up a free bet after that free lunch.
0:17.6	Play Coral's free reward shaker to win guaranteed daily rewards and offers this season.
0:21.6	Coral, we're here for it.
0:23.6	18 plus UK max one reward or offer per player per day.
0:26.6	Reward restrictions, requirements and teasencies apply.
0:28.6	Gambleaware.org.
0:29.6	Total football is about teamwork. It's built on trust, support and responsibility.
0:35.6	Live score bets sees responsible gambling in the same way.
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0:46.4	stay in total control of your betting. Visit the safer gambling section of LiveScorebet.com to learn more.
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