Hello already welcome back to a brand new episode of Dakota the Unknown this one the Clinton body counts isn't this that like obviously I'm gonna start this one off by assumed this isn't real because if it was like yeah

look at all these people who died

around Bill and Hillary Clinton so they could get where they are

I'd be like well if there was really evidence for that

they're be in prison with a people probably screaming at me now

it's like are you aware of the high-level corruption There's a pizza place with children in the basement or something like this.

And it's like, look, the guy who was president is like being indicted for all sorts of like fraud and stuff.

It's like they're totally happy to go after

the people in charge, like sometimes. And it might sound like someone you've got a way too positive view of this

and I'm sure other people are screaming, that it's because he's a Republican. Hillary Clinton's a Democrat.

It's like, if she had killed people,

then be doing something about it.

So with that other way, I've just put off what,

90% in the audience with my various anti-conspiracy rantings but it is what it is

This one's written by Matt. Thank you Matt

First one Matt Markham who's written for casual criminals previously, but he's left me a note here

Saying this is my first

script for Dakota the unknown so let me know it goes okay I will now honestly though your

writing is usually it's really really good so I think you're probably going to be

able to handle this rather well.

It's a well accepted theory oh if you're new to the show there's a lot of rambling here

and I've never read this before that's the format we're going to read it together we

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