Long days, pleasant nights, and welcome to Kingslingers, a doof media podcast that journeyed through Stephen King's Dark Tower series and beyond.

I am your host, Constant Reader Scott Daly, and I was joined on this journey by Constant Reader Matt Freeman.

Matt, how are you doing today?

I am doing fantastic.

It was quite a journey.

I picked up that constant reader certificate somewhere

along the way. I hope you have it framed and hung on your wall. Wow. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. He's looking, he's looking

around. I see nothing. I see nothing. It should be higher than your PhD, just so we're clear. It's like the American flag rules. It has to be posted higher than any other degrees.

It should. I'm actually just frankly worried because I don't know where it is right this second, and that's really upsetting to me.

It's a real precious document. It signed by robin forth you don't

just get that every day matt i know i know i know i'll hold on hold on i'll be back i just

no we got a podcast okay all right uh this week on the show folks uh we're saying goodbye this is it

this is the series finale of kingslingers we uh i i don't matt I don't have a lot planned today. I don't have a

big long script. I have a page. I have a page right here of notes and things to discuss. But really,

what I wanted to do was just have us, just an excuse to get together one last time on this podcast,

on this feed, of course, and chat about this experience, chat about these

past five years, chat about what we learned, what we're going to take away from this,

and just talk about Stephen King for the last time ever.

So we're never talking about him ever again, ever.

No.

It's wild to say five years, right?

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