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Eroticism is important.

It influences and energizes our entire human experience.

It isn't sex, it's sexuality transformed by our imaginations.

We encourage lured listeners to cultivate eroticism, to play with it, smack it, and rub it down

occasionally.

We want you to enjoy yourselves, your partners, and your sexuality.

You are entitled to your sexual self.

This show is for adults only, and contains erotic stories that sometimes feature provocative

characters and intense themes and situations, spanning many literary genres, including

action-adventure, science-fiction, romance, horror, fantasy, and paranormal.

You're laughing through this, you're laughing through this.

Well, because he got, there's a great joke rolling behind you.

Look back up at him again, he's going to jump on you.

Okay, start over, maybe.

Please, listen responsibly.

Oh my God.

Help him, he's going to fall otherwise.

He's just going to do it again.

Well, so maybe we should do as I proposed earlier.

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