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It's Jackson Claude and we're your host.

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We'll start your day off, swirly.

It's the toast.

I sound amazing.

Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday.

She's from Texas, I can tell.

By the way, she's throwing that ass around the room.

Yeah, that's right.

Jackie's joining us from the Midwest.

Is Texas the Midwest or like the Southwest? Southeast. I think more Southwest. I would say Central. I would say, Georgia. Central America. I would say, would you're calling in from Central America. Yeah, that's exactly what I would say. I would say so as well. Hey, guys, I took my cojourner Fred to Dallas and I'm recording from the Dallas studio, which we love. And, like, it's super HD. It's very exciting, always to record here. Whenever Jackie records from Dallas, she makes my studio look like it's filmed on an iPhone. Like, but it's okay. We're having fun. Only one frame today, but I'm bringing the swirlitude. And you're're sort of bringing that like podcast. I am bringing podcast. I do feel, do you know what else I brought? I brought a special

guest for the show. Granny the cook. I brought Granny the cook, you guys. So as you guys know, Jackie's

iPad, which she uses for work only gets used by the kids when they're on an airplane.

And yesterday we were on an airplane. They put it in those like, I'm sure I'll understand one day

why those dumbass cases exist. No, you absolutely need them. I actually thought that I lost Granny

the Cook. So I instigarted more Granny the Cooks, but then I found the OG Granny. And the OG The Cook has a strap, right? Like a shoulder strap? She usually has a shoulder strap. That part I did lose, but it was okay because when, you know, take off and landing, they can hold their little sides. And then when we're up, you know, 30,000 feet, this has got a stand. It's got a little stand. Yeah. So this is Granny the Cook in all her glory.

Jackie's kids, for some reason, call the iPad Granny the Cook. It is so funny. The first time I heard them say it, I'm like, what did you just say? Granny the Cook. Granny the Cook. And of course I could have taken her off for the show today, but given the fact that we were talking about her this week. The legacy that she has created for herself. I needed to close the loop on Granny the Cook, and this is her. No, it feels right. Thank you, Granny, for coming. We'll see how it goes, having the three co-hosts because we usually are maxed too, but we'll see. She's like, she speaks softly, but carries a big stick. Slay, Mama. Slay Granny. She is from Texas. I can tell. I was just watching a video. I don't know if it was like CMA Fest, like one of those. But Ella L. Lingly was like the headliner. And it got me thinking because, you know, yesterday we were saying how Noah Kahn is like very much in the running for album of beer.

You can't even bring him up again on the show because you ruined my day. All day I had that song in my head. I didn't write the song. Like, telling me what you told me all day I had the song in my head. Did you not know that that's what the song was about? No, I had only experienced that song,

much like I experienced other like cutesy songs in reels.

I didn't know it was a new song.

I just thought like it was having a moment. No, I had only, like, experienced that song, much like I experienced other, like, cutesy songs in reels.

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