Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Undo the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and socks and run you.

It's Jordan, Jesse Go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's Radio Sweetheart.

Jordan Morris Boy Detective.

You know, Jordan, I say America's Radio Sweetheart.

I'm actually an international podcasting sweetheart now?

Congratulations.

Thank you very much.

It's about time that our friends across the sea

learned of your talents.

I think regular listeners to this program will know that the highlight of my quarter, each fiscal

quarter, is my visit to Costco. the bulk discount club membership store. I love to buy rib eye caps. I love to get

some rib eye caps. I love to buy wine and liquor for my wife.

Samples, you like to get samples?

Don't care about samples.

Oh, interesting, okay.

I'll eat the samples, but not if there's people waiting in line to get them. I don't want to have to push brush past someone

You want to be able to grab a sample on your way by toss it in your mouth and not have to deal with, you know, Johnny sample guy who's going to give you the

hard sell.

Yeah, but I also, it's not that.

I don't want to deal with Sally Costco sample enthusiast.

Okay.

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