The Church Of What's Happening Now Live #12

The Check In

Joey Coco Diaz

Joey, Comedy, Diaz, Music, Tv & Film

4.8 • 18.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2014

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Summary

Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt are joined again by Comedian Ari Shaffir for a great live podcast.

Recorded live on 05/28/2014 in front of a live audience.

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0:00.0	What's happening, you bad motherfuckers?
0:03.7	I love it.
0:07.8	Wednesday night, you got on the 134, you said, fuck it.
0:12.0	We're gonna take our chances into the twilight zone.
0:15.4	Fuck it.
0:16.4	Thank you very much for coming out.
0:18.8	Everything's all right.
0:19.8	Memorial day fucked up, holiday.
0:23.6	Fuck's up the whole week.
0:24.6	You wake up, you know, for Sunday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
0:28.8	And then with this Tuesday, fuck that shit, wake quick.
0:33.2	Quick, that holiday's gonna go fucking quick now.
0:35.2	It's Saturday, you get up, you get drunk, right?
0:40.8	Right, you get high, whatever.
0:44.0	It's nighttime, the UFC, you go to bed, boom, it's Sunday.
0:47.2	They say you're gonna go to church.
0:49.8	You gotta suit on, you're kissing people.
0:53.0	You're asking yourself why the fuck you're there.
0:56.0	You're gonna go to church, you know, what the fuck am I doing here?
0:58.6	Don't give a fuck about this shit no more.
1:00.4	That was, fuck these people.
1:04.4	These motherfuckers don't know.
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