Omn is a production of My Heart Radio.

We are going to support emergency for the first time in a

position,

and uh...

We are receiving this message. We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization,

we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and

esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just

reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Yeah, Oh, oh, oh, oh, You have accessed entry 222.

Ac1605, certificate number 31147.

The Church of the Sub Genius.

Have you ever wondered about your neighbors,

maybe wondered about the weird thumps and bumps

imminating from their apartment.

I was once a degenerate, but Bob saved me.

It's the Church of the subgenius.

Their prophet's name is Bob.

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