Because it helped me voice something that I've been thinking for a long time, and it's like,

both sides use this like, we're the party of the blank class, and they're the party of the lower class,

and they're the party of the upper class.

And like, how do you both get away with this?

And it's because they're both right.

Yes, exactly.

Politics is all a game and all the stage is a world of players.

Yeah, I think Shakespeare said that.

He's a smart guy.

He's Catholic. Welcome to The Crunch, the only podcast that went Ford Motor Trend Truck of the Year.

It's your boy, Ethan.

And I'm Patrick.

Man, that was quicker and better.

You did a better job on that one. I haven't had a joke in a while. So it's good to be like, man, we're back. It's nice. It feels nice to win one. Sometimes, can I just say something real quick? That is the definition of a podcast. Can I just say something real quick? Can I just get it popping real quick to say something?

So part of my job is cold calling people.

Mine too.

And a lot of that results in people saying, I don't have time for this.

Please never call me again, right?

Like, don't talk to me.

I want to share this with you.

I texted a guy the other. What I do is kind of you, you text him beforehand say, hey, I'm planning on calling you tomorrow in between these times. You call them and then if you don't answer, you send another text, say, hey, I tried to reach you at this time. Would there be a better time? Right? You're just trying to hit him multiple times. And I texted this guy and, you know, I did the whole spiel. You know, this is what we're trying to do. And he replied and he said, stop. Because I think he thought that I was a robot.

A robot, yeah. And then my response was, I would stop if I could. I just want to bring you a deal.

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