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The Check In

The CHURCH: BEST of JOE ROGAN, Vol. 2 | with JOEY DIAZ & LEE SYATT

The Check In

Joey Coco Diaz

Joey, Comedy, Diaz, Music, Tv & Film

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🗓️ 21 August 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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The CHURCH: BEST of JOE ROGAN, Vol. 2 | with JOEY DIAZ & LEE SYATT

#216 Part 1 - Recorded live on 09/23/2014.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R0OL5mnbqo&t=1s

#216 Part 2 - Recorded live on 09/23/2014.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrXWBV2Cglw

#472 - Recorded live on 04/10/2017. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQyTfr8_auU&t=143s

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0:00.0

Music

0:29.0

I used to go down there at 29 o'clock, wait watching me on Sunday and I'd still see them out from the night before.

0:37.0

They have wait watchers meetings? Yeah, you have to go to meetings. I didn't know that. Yeah, you have to go to meetings.

0:42.0

So it's like an alcoholics anonymous thing. Yeah, you have to go away you, then they talk about knowledge for an hour, how to avoid this, how to avoid that.

0:50.0

And when you go on vacation, eat the toast with the big potato, you know, a little shit like that.

0:55.0

Eat toast with big potato. I'm just saying, you know, what the fuck they just, it's like 35 minutes.

1:00.0

You go in, you pay your dues and you get the fuck out of it. Huh?

1:03.0

Some people weigh in, some people don't weigh in. Some people go down there just to not lose weight at all.

1:09.0

They'll go there every fucking week just to get out of the house. It really is an amazing thing, you know.

1:14.0

But they have them like at 9, 11, you know.

1:17.0

Isn't that what happens with a lot of people they get involved with almost anything?

1:20.0

Like there's a lot of things that people do where they're just trying to get out of the house, whether it's going bowling.

1:25.0

And I remember I went to a Renaissance Fair once and there was, you know, everyone in the Renaissance Fair, pretty much everyone talks like they're from another time.

1:35.0

They all, Millady, you know, dust thou won't, you know, they speak that way.

1:40.0

But this one lady wouldn't do it. She was breaking character. Like she was just there to hang out.

1:45.0

And she was complaining about her husband. Her husband won't take his medicine.

1:49.0

I went to the pharmacy. I got him all this medicine. And this other chick was pissed off that she wouldn't, you know, go along with it.

1:55.0

She goes, sorry, I don't understand what dust thou mean about medication and prescriptions.

2:03.0

What are thy speaking about? Like she was speaking, you know, she was like trying to, and the other bitch was like mad at her.

2:09.0

Come on, cut the shit. I'm talking about my, I'm trying to complain here. She was just trying to complain.

2:13.0

She just, she wasn't into being in the Renaissance Fair. She just wanted to get the fuck out of the house and bitch and wine.

2:18.0

And so she put on some crazy European outfit and went out to this Renaissance Fair and was just trying to treat it like it was just a normal coffee shop.

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