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The Check In

The CHURCH: BEST of THE BEGINNING, Vol. 1 | with JOEY DIAZ & LEE SYATT

The Check In

Joey Coco Diaz

Joey, Comedy, Diaz, Music, Tv & Film

4.818.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

The CHURCH: BEST of THE BEGINNING, Vol. 1 | with JOEY DIAZ & LEE SYATT

#001 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLZDpWsaPKY

#002 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPPRafk2rlM&t=4s

#003 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXRnxVXuUXI

This podcast is ALWAYS presented by ONNIT!

Go to https://www.onnit.com & Enter PROMO CODE: JOEY, JOINT or CHURCH

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Music

0:29.0

I'm fucking Facebook look at the stockers going down Facebook's full of fucking ads. You could smell their twins on there

0:34.5

What are those two twins doing then they buy a house they saw in the house and oh the Winkle Vos twins. Oh God. Yeah, Winky Vos twins. These fucking more most

0:44.3

How surprised you even knew about the most I don't think we were talking

0:47.4

What the fuck you think you're dealing with dog? I seem social network bitch. I've seen it a couple times

0:52.1

I can't put up with the guy that plays the thief. I like Justin Timberlake

0:56.0

Pick what's the kid's name that plays the fucking

0:58.7

Jesse Eisenberg. Yeah, he always has a look on his face like somebody fucking farted. Oh speaking about fucking fart

1:05.9

We finished the podcast the other day

1:08.0

Let's go get some fucking coffee some now the home morning, you know before you before you need to shit

1:13.5

Like we get that burly right now. So I'm not even in my shit zone the shit told starts about 7.30

1:19.1

Right before church. So it's early

1:22.6

I gotta break this first ring a few cups of coffee maybe smoke a number and I'm really take a fucking dumpster

1:28.1

And I walk outside with Lee and I had a rip one and I didn't want to go on this call

1:32.4

You have somebody farting and bring the fucking fart until they're fucking into your car

1:36.3

Nothing pisses me off more than that and somebody farts in the hallway and they bring it

1:40.1

Air it out out there. So I blow this fucking tremendous fuck like I'm gonna blow right now. Listen

1:45.0

Oh

1:49.9

Just like that I blow a fucking number

1:52.5

But you can't he we heard it in the car. Oh my god. I heard in the car. I'm a fucking real Jew

1:57.1

I'm not gonna go in there with that ass stink around my muffler. I'm out there airing the leg out

2:01.6

I'm pumping it like a fucking dog and as I look I see a lady about 30 feet away

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