Ted, another Christmas.

Another day for old St Nick to come down and start giving shit to kids, baby.

It is the time of giving. That is what they say.

Remember when we gave that guy that thing last year.

Mm-hmm. I do remember.

I do remember.

Oh, makes me so jolly just thinking about it.

Rhymes with Wright bosphorus.

Yeah, right, because it's white phosphorus.

I forgot the secret ingredient.

That's the, that's sort of like the little magic ingredient,

kind of like with Power Puff Girls it's like sugar and spice and

white phosphorus is nice yeah you throw a little tonies on on whatever food you're

cooking you know that's nice but you've been naughty? What?

What?

Hello?

Hello? I remember what you did.

I know what you did.

Ted.

Do I hear him?

Do I hear he who it should be into a million pieces.

I'm going to show you your own grave and it's going to make you sad and change.

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