Well, Shlatt, here we are. It's the holiday season, baby. Oh my God. I love Christmas. I love the holidays are here. The snow. It's not falling in sunny Los Angeles. And I'm sure it's not there in Austin, Texas.

Certainly is not falling snow in Austin, Texas. If it was, people would be dying. So I'm a little happy. You know, Shlatt, though.

These times of years, I feel like I reflect more often on our loss. Our loss? Our loss. We make so much money doing this podcast. I don't know what you're talking about.

We may have very little overhead on this podcast and make very little talker gets paid dollars. You know, we may have lost something very important to little boy that we blew up.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I wonder where he is now. You know, is he in heaven or is he in hell or it does kind of get in the way of spreading that holiday cheer.

You know, because sometimes he'll just pop up in the back of my head. It's like, oh, yeah, we killed him. We did send that pipe up right to his house, which was kind of rude.

It was rude. It was rude. It was a whole giant pipe bomb full of bombs and full of fear. There were multiple. There were multiple bombs.

You know, he walked right into it. I mean, it was like a, it was like a giant piece of C4 in there. There was like, I think TNT. I think there was like some sort of white, white phosphorus.

Yeah, that was the most fucked up part. We shouldn't we didn't have to do the white phosphorus part and we still we still opted for that package.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is that? What is that? That's a present. There's a present. There's a present there.

Ted, there's a present waiting for us. A Christmas present. It's a surprise. It's a Christmas present in a unknown room. I don't know where that is. Do you know where that is?

I don't recognize this room at all. This is not something that we're used to in the Chocolate Sandwich podcast.

What is not? Should we open the present? You know what, Shlatt? I think that maybe we should open that present.

Well, I'm feeling a little naughty. It is before Christmas. Wait, wait, it's moving. It's moving.

It's moving, heck? What the heck? I said moving around. Ted, I don't know. I've never seen anything like this before.

Huh? What the?

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my God. Oh my, oh my, fucking God. What the fuck?

Holy shit. What the? Who is that? Who's that man? Who is that? It's Charlie. Oh my God. It's a Christmas miracle.

Ted, Shlatt. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas everyone. Welcome to the Chocolate Sandwich holiday episode.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What day is it? Where am I? December?

It is December. Yeah, it has been December. It's been seven months. What?

Last you guys remember, I opened a box and, uh, you're doing something for a hot and then it all went black.

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