The Christmas Pickle (Entry 220.IS0108)
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🗓️ 24 December 2019
⏱️ 64 minutes
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In which a Spokane antique store creates a fake Bavarian holiday tradition from scratch, and John's beard makes him look bigger. Certificate #31503.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello Futurelings, this is Ken. |
| 0:03.4 | And this is John. |
| 0:04.4 | We're going to take a second here before the show begins to celebrate the holiday winter |
| 0:08.6 | solstice season. |
| 0:10.5 | The solstice. |
| 0:11.5 | The solstice, we call it. It's like the Soviets. The poult. The Soltis. The |
| 0:13.4 | Pultus. If you put a pultus on a Soviet because he's turning red, it's a |
| 0:17.6 | solstice. Just to mention that with the advent of the holiday season in late November 2019. |
| 0:24.7 | I like how you threw advent in there. |
| 0:26.3 | That's nice. |
| 0:27.6 | Yeah, it's just a lot of subtle Christianity every time I talk. |
| 0:32.2 | I'm offended by the Starbucks cups that don't have a |
| 0:34.3 | major on them. Every day I open a little door in Ken and I get another tiny piece of |
| 0:38.7 | chocolate. You know we were so thankful for your support around the Thanksgiving season that we after |
| 0:47.3 | months of putting it off we finally rolled out a series of delightful benefits and rewards for those who have supported the show. |
| 0:54.5 | We've been so grateful for the Patreon support of our program. |
| 1:00.2 | It has eased our transition away from our former corporate masters and made us feel like independent |
| 1:07.6 | operators and futurelings ourselves and so we wanted to give back in this time of giving and actually have |
| 1:15.0 | Patreon levels that have different rewards. |
| 1:19.0 | So give yourself the gift of perks this holiday season. |
| 1:23.2 | What are some of our perks, Ken? |
| 1:25.4 | Well anybody who donates that any of the Patreon tears receives probably the main |
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