Welcome to the Boneyard with Steve Roberts and as always I am your good friend and host Steve Robertson here on the Christmas Day edition of the Boneyard.

Hope you guys have had a great day with family. Many of you are probably I don't know, maybe winding down. Maybe you're a little bit calorie overloaded after Christmas dinner.

Maybe you're still weary of being Santa's helper last night.

We don't have to do that here anymore.

I can't say that I miss it, to be quite honest with you.

I look so forward to it, but you know how it is. You got to get everybody

into bed and you got to stay up late and everybody gets up at daybreak and you're sleep deprived.

Try to get a nap in when you can. I am no longer about that life. I believe in Amazon, it's true.

You order that and ship it direct to your loved one.

And I'm getting revenge on my children now.

And the more grandchildren that I have,

the more revenge I plan to unleash,

because I'm going to send things that require a lot of assembly.

And I'm going to sit back at my humble abode.

I'm going to watch those videos.

I'm going to watch those pictures.

And I'm going to laugh and laugh and laugh.

Think about all the times that I got two hours into a thousand piece assembly to discover that a piece was missing.

I'm going to laugh and think about all the times that I stepped on a logo, or excuse me,

a Lego that somebody left in the floor and I'm going to enjoy being an empty nester.

It's true.

We did have Mia and Ian come out to the house.

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