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The George Janko Show

The Chris Distefano Interview | EP. 101

The George Janko Show

George Janko

Comedy

4.8814 Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I've shot from the hip for so long.

0:02.0

Like, I've said so much shit.

0:03.4

I have a sitcom right now in development.

0:05.0

And then they had an intern look into it.

0:06.5

They were like, you've said so many things

0:08.6

that we actually think they all cancel each other out

0:10.6

and there's nothing really to pin it on.

0:12.1

We actually feel like we're safe here.

0:14.2

Like you just kept digging.

0:15.3

They said the intern in one hour found over 500 things

0:18.7

that could be flagged. So they were like, we don't know that the networks

0:22.1

are even going to sift through all this.

0:23.7

So we could just move forward.

0:25.3

And everything's great.

0:26.3

And it was like, nice.

0:27.5

I'm just playing, I don't fight.

0:29.2

I just pray.

0:30.2

I only go the way I miss they got away.

0:32.9

That's lovely, George.

0:33.0

I love it for a real gift to be around.

0:35.0

Yeah, that was awesome. That's a very good question. I love you guys.

0:38.3

You've given me something to think about it.

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