The Chloroform Baronet (Part 1)
Noble Blood
iHeartPodcasts and Grim & Mild
4.7 • 13.9K Ratings
🗓️ 9 June 2026
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
James Young Simpson, as a young surgeon, was distraught at the seemingly inescapable pain and fear that patients were suffering. He decided to try to find a better solution.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast, Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.0 | Welcome to Noble Blood, a production of IHeart Radio and Grim and Mild from Aaron Manky. |
| 0:11.2 | Listener discretion advised. |
| 0:14.6 | Around 1829, a woman from the Scottish Highlands arrived at the University of Edinburgh Hospital for surgery. |
| 0:23.0 | She had breast cancer and was getting a mastectomy with one of the most famous and renowned surgeons in the country, James Liston. |
| 0:33.5 | Every time Liston performed surgeries, medical students crowded into the theater to learn his extraordinary techniques. |
| 0:42.1 | Sometimes the students were so close to the operating table that they'd be splattered with blood. |
| 0:48.4 | Legend has it that, before he began surgery, Liston would shout to the med students in the audience, |
| 0:55.0 | Time me, gentlemen. |
| 0:56.8 | While this brag may seem crass, it may have comforted the patient. |
| 1:02.2 | Before anesthesia and antiseptics, patients were awake during surgery and would feel every cut. |
| 1:09.6 | The best strategy a surgeon had to ease the patient's |
| 1:14.1 | suffering was to get the operation over with as quickly as possible. Liston was one of the fastest |
| 1:21.9 | surgeons in the country. While most at the time took a couple of minutes to amputate a limb, Liston could do it in just 30 seconds. |
| 1:32.3 | Mestectomies were particularly gruesome and painful. |
| 1:37.3 | After taking the woman from the Highland into the medical theater and securing her onto the operating table with leather straps. |
| 1:45.8 | Liston held her down with one hand and wielded a hook with the other. He used the hook to, |
| 1:53.3 | trigger warning, lift the soft tissue of her breast before slicing her breast with two |
| 2:00.6 | clean cuts as she writhed and screamed. |
| 2:05.0 | The medical students watched carefully, taking careful notes, except for one of them. |
| 2:12.2 | A 19-year-old named James Young Simpson. |
| 2:16.7 | Simpson was so disturbed and overwhelmed by the woman's pain that he |
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