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The Toast

The Chief Rabbi of The Bachelor: Friday, August 16th, 2024

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.430.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

  1. Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson Break Up (Page Six) (24:00)
  2. How Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars’ Unexpected Collaboration Came Together (Page Six) (39:31)
  3. Probe Launched Into Katy Perry Over Illegal Video Shoot in Ibiza (Yahoo) (44:39)
  4. Taylor Swift Joined by Ed Sheeran in London at First Eras Tour Show Back at Wembley Stadium Since Terror Threat (People) (51:16)
  5. Eugene and Dan Levy Officially Set as Emmys Hosts (Variety) (56:32)


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Good morning millennials and welcome back to the toast happy Friday or should I say friay yay

0:07.2

we did it the end of another garrigy party week of swirrely Summer.

0:13.2

Friay, Friday, got to get down on Friday.

0:15.9

We absolutely have to.

0:17.6

Bruno's getting down after a big blowout bash yesterday.

0:20.7

He's like a little hungover, years old finally can party hard so he's

0:26.0

kind of taking it easy today yeah he's 28 28 no he's so four he so four. Can I answer you a question unrelated to Bruno, just like tangential?

0:36.5

Doggiers? No actually, like completely having nothing to do with what we were talking about.

0:40.8

Great, great, so I don't want to talk were talking about. You?

0:44.0

I like literally the last thing I want to talk about is talk years like I'm

0:46.3

fucking traumatized okay not me losing my angel boy at 42 okay?

0:48.6

Far too young to go at 42 so much I've to live. I don't want to talk about it.

0:55.1

Who invented dog ears and why?

0:57.6

Somebody stupid and ugly like shut up.

1:01.0

But maybe it was meant to like make you feel better if your dog passes at six and instead he like he was 42 with like an incurable cancer

1:07.8

Can I just say something before the thing I was gonna say like Theo was so 42 he He was so 42. I don't know about you but he's

1:15.8

feeling 42 and dead like it was 42 boom dead yeah now the other thing I was

1:22.2

going to talk about is you've been I

1:23.2

recording about 30 minutes earlier than we usually do today and do you feel like

1:26.8

that's going to like affect the show at all? I feel like we might be like a

1:30.0

little crazy. Oh no because like after all it's about 12 minutes earlier.

1:36.6

You had to put your bread in the oven I could have put my iPad and then the

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