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Minion Death Cult

The chicken has been strange for some time now (preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4652 Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2023

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

I’m afraid it’s another banger, folks. Today we’re talking highlights of the Teamsters/UPS tentative agreement: the great, the good, and the mid

Also, the right is giving itself eating disorders you’ve never heard of, scrying raw chicken entrails and determining them to be woke

Finally we cover the death of Obama’s personal chef, Tafari Campbell, and the predictably homoerotic fantasies it has inspired in conservatives.

Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get two bonus eipsodes every week

Transcript

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0:00.0

man this is more proof of like the right wing affiliation with eating disorders yeah you know

0:11.5

like all the uh the seed oil the people you know pretending to have seed oil allergies or or like

0:18.2

we all have sealed oil allergies Alex like we all do as humans

0:22.2

it's toxic it's killing you

0:24.7

okay I thought I was

0:26.7

pretending to do it I'm sorry

0:28.2

yeah no it's killing you

0:30.3

whether you like it or not

0:31.3

um

0:33.2

but yeah it's it's not even just like

0:35.9

I mean I guess it's supposedly what's in your food the ingredients

0:40.9

but more it's just like you just look at it and it looks wrong so you throw it away it's not it's just

0:46.0

like it's up to you hey whichever you can be your own hero by going through your fridge and looking

0:51.6

for the 3d printed food and then throwing it away and you

0:54.4

you'll have so much control when you do that think about how in charge and in control of your life

1:00.0

you'll be yeah and then you know you do you just leave that chicken in your trash can for a little while

1:05.2

and you let that smell remind you of of how in control you are of your life this is what what happens when you, like, really have nothing to be afraid of.

1:13.8

If your life is, like, actually pretty fucking chill.

1:16.5

Yeah, you have to make up stuff to, like, excite yourself.

1:19.6

Yeah.

1:20.4

If you're not worried, like, about just, you know, constantly being executed by the state, you know,

1:25.3

you can be worried about, like, seed oils and 3D printed chicken.

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