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Oh, Lordy, Lordy, like to say it's a new Jarkast on a Monday.

We're here, we're queer, get used to it.

You used to always say that.

I did always say that.

I used to say a lot of things.

A lot of things here, a lot of things there.

A lot of things like, good afternoon, morning, evening or night.

Nice.

Ladies and gentlemen, of the jury, welcome to Jarkast.

Or should I say Brocast?

Episode 5, 6, 6.

It's 6.

That's the kind of thing you should probably check before you press record. But not around here on each part. No, we keep it real. We keep it real.

You know, we keep it number six. Genuine. Genuine. I'm the host Alex, joined by Jim.

Hello. We talk about all sorts of funny things, but not too quick.

Before we get too deep into the show,

need to shout out of those JAR Media patrons

that make the audio version of the show possible,

that make the show possible,

that make their names read out in the first or second week of each month,

if they're a debby tier or above, like in this very episode today.

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