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today's number 38 inches that's the height of the world's tallest dog, a great Dane named Kevin.

Okay, let's be honest. The team doesn't want me to talk about dogs. 38 inches. That means they want

Dick Jokes Ed. Well, I'm here to give the people what they want. So I'm praying on the side of the

bed at night. I'm being very contemplating. I'm asking for guidance.

And my wife says,

just get hard.

I'll guide the sucker in.

And I say,

that pisses me off.

I bet you couldn't tell me something

that makes me both happy and sad at the same time

and just said,

FYI, you have a bigger penis than your brother.

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