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Good evening, children.

It's Granny Maduff, ready with a story.

So make yourselves comfy, and I'll begin. Thank you. Once upon a time, there lived a husband and wife.

In the year of 1887, they decided to travel the world.

They had a carriage pulled by four horses, a driver and a footman. Off they went. They ate

crepes in France, spaghetti in Italy, strudel in Austria, bradvoost in Germany, and meatballs in Sweden.

They saw the brand new Eiffel Tower in France,

the Coliseum in Italy,

the Opera House in Austria,

Heidelberg Castle in Germany,

and the Northern Lights in Sweden.

The trip took months and months for travelling by carriage takes quite a long time.

When they reached Sweden, they thought they might stop

and have a picnic lunch just off the road next to a lovely stream.

On their way to set up their meal, the husband and wife came upon an old stagecoach.

The seats and wheels had been removed so that it was empty and sat right on the earth.

And from inside came, oink, wink, wink! Four little pigs had made this old

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