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Your Favorite Band Sucks

The Chainsmokers Suck

Your Favorite Band Sucks

Your Favorite Band Sucks

Music

3.72.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2022

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

You do at least have to give The Chainsmokers credit for figuring out how to pander to the absolute lowest common denominator of people who pretend to care about music but, that being said, holy hell are these songs the worst thing you've ever heard or what? How is it actually legal to suck this bad at making music?

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0:00.0

If you were trying to get a job as Diplos intern and as your audition submitted a chain

0:16.6

smokers song, you would not get the job.

0:20.8

Is this the most irresponsible band name of all time?

0:25.1

Oh shit, I didn't even...

0:26.8

Wow, fuck of all the conversations we've had, I didn't even think about that.

0:31.8

This is a bad thing, just bad from the job, dude.

0:34.8

They don't even smoke.

0:36.8

It's not like they can just say, well, we're about that life.

0:40.3

We fucking finish one cigarette by starting the next one.

0:43.7

They don't even fucking smoke.

0:45.0

Obviously, if they did, they would vape because look at them, but they don't do that either.

0:50.7

They do look like two guys that vape a lot.

0:54.0

These guys look like dudes that blow dope clouds in their private jets flying around the

0:58.8

country getting paid obscene amounts of money to play their fucking garbage music going,

1:02.8

bro, look at this dope cloud, I just blew pretending they're gandolph and lower the

1:06.8

rings blowing the fucking ship, but they don't.

1:09.6

No, what I do blew my mind, just blew my mind, chain smokers.

1:14.1

What a shitty fucking band name of all the things to posture toward, chain smoking.

1:19.0

Yeah, at least we dedicated to it.

1:21.2

If the chain smokers during their entire set live show literally just smoked cigarettes

1:26.4

the entire time, I would have so much more respect for two dudes with a microphone and their

1:31.6

little shitty DJ equipment, which is really just getting played like Skrillex on their

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