The Celtics and Rockets Are No Longer With Us
Mickstape
Barstool Sports
4.8 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2018
⏱️ 172 minutes
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Summary
The Celtics and Rockets, despite both being up 3-2 in their respective series, decided to run the "never hit any shots no matter what not even if there's a fire" offenses in Game 7s where they held double digit leads only to get shuttlecocked out of the playoffs. So it's Cavs-Warriors IV as everyone on the planet who has ever even seen a basketball expected. After we pay our respects to the fallen, we review the All NBA teams and create this year's 4th Team All NBA. Finally, Tyler was rather perturbed at the lack of respect Carmelo Anthony was receiving online, so we announce the Mickstape 50: coming to a podcast streaming service near you soon.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Mixed Table listeners. You can find us every Sunday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:07.0 | Prime members can listen at free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:11.0 | Yeah, the rocket juice, the patented Celtics, we miss every shot you take strategy in the second half. |
| 0:18.0 | That's your own telepari favorite. |
| 0:21.0 | Who knows to mic d'Antoni for going deep in the bed? |
| 0:27.0 | Yeah, I mean, it's copycat league. |
| 0:30.0 | Cal's been using it the college low for some time. Steven's a college guy. Everyone everyone knows that he brings it to the NBA and d'Antoni uses it literally the next night. |
| 0:41.0 | And that's why we got this rocket Celtics finals that everyone's been looking forward to. |
| 0:47.0 | Man, oh man. |
| 0:49.0 | This is. |
| 0:52.0 | I don't feel any excitement for like the read like the match. If I knew we're all going to get, but it's not for the reason like not for that reason. |
| 1:00.0 | It's like neither of these teams look as good as I thought I was ready for a rematch. It's just neither of these teams. |
| 1:06.0 | I don't know a rolling like I would have hoped. |
| 1:09.0 | Well, the rockets. I mean, the Warriors. |
| 1:12.0 | I just like the worst first half team in America right now. And then the third quarter happens and it literally doesn't matter anymore. |
| 1:19.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:21.0 | They especially again, they're over 26 or miss 26 straight threes. It's again interesting. |
| 1:31.0 | I don't know. Was that the final number? Cause I feel like they should have a few more. |
| 1:35.0 | Oh, yeah, they, yeah, cause they made like six or seven before and they made a couple after. Let's see. They finished it seven for 44. |
| 1:46.0 | Yeah, I mean, this is. I think Dantoni didn't accept no job. He usually does, but that's the exactly how Dantoni ball failed him in the past. |
| 1:57.0 | It has. And I think the one thing I would say this time it's been different. They went and hang their hat on something. |
| 2:06.0 | They held the Warriors to 101 points, which is a win in itself, but just not when you scored 92 points. |
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