The Celtic Curse Of Carol K!
The Commercial Break
Bryan Green
4.5 • 758 Ratings
🗓️ 17 October 2025
⏱️ 51 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Well, it's that time of year again where every other house turns their front lawn into an altar of witchcraft and death. We got gravestones, skeletons, bloody corpses, just all this casual neighborhood decor because nothing screams welcome home like a severed head by the mailbox. And you know, it's like any other time of the year you see a pentagram on someone's front door and you know something's a little bit off. But come October, it's the perfect way to spread holiday cheer. |
| 0:22.9 | And by the way, heaven forbid, if you don't get it on it and don't have a 12-foot |
| 0:25.9 | demon on your porch, then you're being extra. |
| 0:28.6 | You're the crazy one. |
| 0:29.8 | You're brainwashed. |
| 0:34.9 | On this episode of the commercial break |
| 0:37.6 | Carol Cornacki was back in the early 90s, late 80s, early 90s. |
| 0:43.7 | A very famous former witch who used to run around telling about the perils and pitfalls of Halloween |
| 0:50.7 | and this one day a year when the portal to hell opens up and allows all |
| 0:55.8 | the demons and witchcraft. |
| 0:57.9 | I'm just picturing it. |
| 0:59.4 | Just a bunch of Carol Cornackys, like Midwestern women. |
| 1:05.5 | Out of like a pothole. |
| 1:06.8 | With their Laura Ashley dresses on like, ah, flying around. |
| 1:11.3 | That would be scared. |
| 1:14.0 | If you went to a Laura Ashley in the 80s, that was a portal to help. |
| 1:18.8 | The next episode of the commercial break starts now. |
| 1:24.2 | Yeah, boy. |
| 1:25.8 | Oh, yeah, cats and kittens. |
| 1:28.9 | Welcome back to the commercial break. |
| 1:29.7 | I'm Brian Green. |
| 1:32.9 | This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Haudley. |
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