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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

The Celebrity Fridge

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2025

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

0:03.7

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:04.3

And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. It was a dumb radio bit that was canceled many years ago on K Rock, created by Kevin and Bean. And for some reason, we've been challenged to try to bring it back.

0:37.9

I don't know why.

0:38.4

I think Omar is setting us up for failure, but this was the one that we agreed to do.

0:41.7

It's going to be a hit, man.

0:42.5

And he thinks that... Hey, I gave you the option of shaving your heads, but Ali was fighting us on it. That's right. That was the best option, shaving our heads. We don't get much content out of it, at least immediately,

0:36.3

but just the idea of seeing you with a shaved head

0:38.3

would bring so many smiles to so many people.

0:40.3

Why don't you jerks shave your heads?

0:42.3

Why do I? out of it at least immediately, but just the idea of seeing you with a shaved head would bring so many smiles to so many people.

0:55.9

Why don't you jerks shave your heads? I'll save my no problem. Fine. And all our incline are going to shave their head. I'll shave my head. I'll shave my head. Allie shes her head. Yeah, I'm in and if you're in it. It's a team thing. Blood brothers. I'm not blood brothers. Well, once we shave our heads, we will be.

0:51.7

I'm not going to shave my head, okay?

0:54.0

I look like crap with my...

0:56.7

Hold that. blood brothers well once we shave our heads we will be i'm not going to shave my head okay i look like

1:12.2

crap with i my my head is weirdly shaped you guys i know it's not going to look good and it's not

1:20.7

going to look good for a very very long time like years as a l cheapo think of how much sympathy

1:26.0

you're going to give yeah a lot of people were saying that when this was suggested oh how much sympathy you're going to get with the Shapedo. A lot of people were saying that when this was suggested, oh, how much money you're going to save on shampoo and doing your hair? Forget about that. How many donations you're going to get for Schmantzer? Allie, right? Okay, hold on, but I'm thinking about them. I was going to get some stolen valor right there. some cool kerchiefs. Yeah, I was going to get to go to like Disneyland for the day. I'm in the front row in a wheelchair of every concert. This was the best thing ever. How it is, how about Mohawk? No, I won't look good in a Mohawk either. We had two bid options. One of them was shave our heads. The other one was a celebrity refrigerator. We're going with celebrity refrigerator to see if there's any juice left. And we're taking the calls if you have any access to any sort of a celebrity. I don't know. Maybe you used to work with someone, you used to rent the house from someone. You're a buddy who's a landscaper. All we need is the connection. Allie and I'll do the dirty work. We'll show up there, knock on the door and ask to see the refrigerator Yeah you know I'm thinking maybe if I did that Head Shave thing but then got one of the The toupees that we put on beer much Oh yeah we'll glue right back on you Oh you done it that's great this bit's getting funnier by the moment I love it All right let me see let me see Where these celebrities are at If we get an-list, it's great. If someone knows Dwayne the Rock Johnson, I'd love to see what's inside of his fridge. But probably we're not going to start there. And I will say, as much as I understand why this bit didn't last long, when I ran into Kenan, who's the guy from SNL, Kenan Thomas, Thompson?

2:52.5

Thompson. When I ran into him leaving Ralph

2:54.4

I was very curious as to what was in his cart.

2:56.9

What was in his cart?

2:58.3

A lot of

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