THE CATS HAVE THIGHS: 'CATS' is a truly astonishing disaster
Brunch
BRUNCH
4.8 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 23 December 2019
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Yep, it's as bad as everyone says it is.
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| 0:00.0 | I was more focused on, uh, the cats had huge thighs. |
| 0:11.1 | All of the cats had like gargantuan thighs. |
| 0:13.7 | And I was like, that can't be a cat thing because cats don't even have thighs, really. |
| 0:20.4 | Brach! |
| 0:20.8 | Hit it, boys! Yeah. because cats don't even have thighs, really. Brach! |
| 0:21.6 | Hit it, boys! |
| 0:38.3 | Merry Christmas, Pete. |
| 0:39.3 | Hey, Merry Christmas. |
| 0:40.4 | What? |
| 0:42.3 | You said that last time. |
| 0:44.4 | I think it's a good, it's like a seasonal thing. |
| 0:44.8 | All right. |
| 0:49.7 | Someone's angry with coffee cups. |
| 0:58.0 | They say they've changed them too soon but all I hear is a choir singing silver bells to you forget |
| 1:16.6 | complaining about |
| 1:20.6 | decorating |
| 1:21.6 | we wouldn't |
| 1:24.6 | do that round |
| 1:26.6 | here cause the We wouldn't do that around here |
| 1:28.3 | Because the holidays only come once a year |
| 1:39.3 | Oh the holidays only come once a year. |
| 2:03.6 | They only come once a year. |
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