The Cats Are Coming to Get You

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2021

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

Tom and Julie permit Brett a single week off to celebrate the birth of his child and grill Skyler Hanrath, the one-time fill-in producer, on whether or not he should ever apologize, the elevator pitch on his whole deal, and his preferred invoicing procedures. Plus, Tom's version of Cats, whether or not The General, of The General Automobile Insurance Services, Inc., has PTSD, a definitive ranking of clowns, some tough talk for SunChips, an exploration of bangs, Podcast the Musical, and The Dairy Council's new spokesperson. CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE: *Brando in So Fine: https://vimeo.com/181344092 *So Fine Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWqV7o7O35c *The Musical Specter of Spider-Man: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1fLZ-P0ZOo *Got Milk's New Spokesperson: https://www.gotmilk.com/never-doubt-what-you-love/ *Jay Leno Plane: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-Sg1idEeN4 *Clean Plate Club: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOTvZMH-3vM *World's Fastest Talking Man: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X4Fy8YqysY *Axl Rose: https://youtu.be/KR6KI0h1gbU *Kid Makes Sparkling Wine for Dad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bITUjh6pWkc LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus DOUBLE THREAT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threat SEND SUBMISSIONS TO: [email protected] FOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT: https://twitter.com/doublethreatpod https://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpod DOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threat Theme song by Mike Krol Artwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Forever!
0:01.0	Forever!
0:02.0	Go!
0:03.0	We're menacing and terrifying.
0:05.0	We are menacing and terrifying.
0:07.0	And I think that's also inherent to the, I mean, I don't think it was intentional, but
0:11.2	I think when we came up with the title, I think that, because even remember Paul Sheer
0:16.4	was like, I was terrified of you, Tom.
0:19.0	Yeah.
0:20.0	And I've heard that before that I'm intimidating, and honestly, I kind of dig it.
0:25.0	You are intimidating.
0:26.0	I'm still scared of you.
0:28.0	Good.
0:29.0	Every day, I'm scared.
0:30.0	That's because I send you texts, I text you photos of myself licking knives.
0:35.6	Yes.
0:36.9	And I'm just like, do you like the taste of knives?
0:42.6	You know, that one text I sent you, which was a video of me with a switchblade, and I,
0:48.4	I clicked it, but it was a comb, and I just combed my hair.
0:52.4	Was that terrifying, or was there a certain relief to it?
0:56.2	It was, because it was scary, because you were just like, at first you're just like,
1:00.2	oh, what are you doing, kitty cat?
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