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🗓️ 4 September 2025
⏱️ 49 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a riveting, beautiful episode. It hasn't even happened yet, but I know it's riveting and beautiful. Today's episode on bonus will be slightly slower. A biological weapon was released unto my family. There was an assassination attempt on me, and I just want to let everyone know I survived it. All right? We had this big announcement, big exciting moment, and someone tried to assassinate me, but it didn't, it didn't stop me from getting in the studio today. |
| 0:22.6 | And it didn't stop Catherine. |
| 0:24.2 | We're getting in the studio today. |
| 0:25.9 | We're both moist. |
| 0:26.6 | We're both moist. |
| 0:27.7 | Are you moist right now? |
| 0:31.6 | I feel a bit dry because the fever dried me out, but I'm regaining my moisture. |
| 0:36.5 | Your skin looks moist, but so does mine. Oh, yeah, because I'm regaining my moisture. Your skin looks moist, but so does mine. |
| 0:40.1 | Oh, yeah, because I just put on my SPF. |
| 0:42.2 | Oh, okay, okay, okay. |
| 0:43.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:45.5 | Ladies and gentlemen, I have to call out something that was extremely unintentional, |
| 0:49.8 | something that could not have been planned and absurdly weird. |
| 0:54.9 | I'm really making this dramatic. |
| 0:56.3 | Me and Catherine are the same fucking birthday. |
| 0:57.8 | That is so nuts. |
| 0:59.2 | It was really odd. |
| 1:00.5 | Is this something only we care about? |
| 1:02.6 | Probably, but I just think it's weird that, you know, we get to riffing on cam. |
| 1:13.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:14.2 | And it's pretty natch. |
| 1:15.5 | Yeah. |
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