Hello everyone, welcome back to another episode of Dakota The Unknown today,

the cataclysmic pole shift I pop, but this is the one where people are like,

oh yeah, the magnetic field's gonna shift and everything's gonna end, so get into your bunkers.

And it's like, bro, sometimes it's sometimes it's like yeah I'm pretty sure isn't

the outcome of this one it's like all of the earth's atmosphere is stripped away

and then radiation rains down upon us and kills us instantly or makes sure you'll get

horrible cancers and die.

It's like, right, be it like buried under like three foot of dirt in your back garden for like a year or whatever

until your food runs out is, uh, I don't think that's going to make much of a difference I think you're

pretty fucked like that's it isn't it it's all over anyway let's get into it thank you Danny

for writing today's episode let's go, shall we let's go?

The vacation is going so well up to this point.

You only make Barry onions.

It got several exotic cocktails lined up on the bar as you look forward to another fun-packed day

of relaxing in the baking heat and fighting over the recliners with a pack of angry Germans.

Why would you line up several exotic cocktails?

That makes no sense, especially if it's hot.

Danny, what are you doing?

You being like by the time you've finished one,

the second one's gonna be all melted and weird.

Sorry, I didn't mean to nitpick Danny.

Apologies.

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