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Love Me

The Cat and the Whippet

Love Me

CBC

Society & Culture

4.5797 Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2018

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

A man obsessed with meet-cutes falls for all the wrong men and winds up in one mind-boggling situation after another. Will his dream of a fairy-tale romance come true? Plus, a poetic reflection on home, distance, and being your lover's pet whippet by Phil Smith.

Transcript

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0:00.0

My name is Graham Isidore.

0:03.0

I have a progressive eye disease called Caritoconis.

0:06.0

And maying I'm losing my vision has been hard, but explaining it to other people has been harder.

0:11.0

Lately, I've been trying to talk about it.

0:14.0

Short-sighted is an attempt to explain what vision loss feels like by exploring how it sounds.

0:19.0

By sharing my story, we get into all the things

0:22.0

you don't see about hidden disabilities. Short-sighted from CBC's personally available now.

0:31.2

This is a CBC podcast.

0:49.5

So one time a co-worker of mine wanted to set me up with this cute guy, and so we exchanged numbers, we were messaging, like, texting for like three days straight.

0:57.0

Everything came out, his astrology sign, his favorite color, everything. We were non-stop texting and we had never met.

1:06.0

On the fourth day, I thought, like, how cute would it be if I actually went and brought him an ice cream, right, at his work? He's going to be like, oh my God, thank you so much for bringing me this ice cream.

1:10.0

And, like, maybe he would have shared the ice cream with me.

1:13.6

Like very Lady on the Tramp, but with ice cream.

1:19.8

So I went and I got him an ice cream and I put it in a little bag, like this paper bag, so it wouldn't melt.

1:25.8

He worked at a tea shop.

1:30.1

And as I'm walking there, I'm having all of these thoughts, you know, like this is going to be the cutest moment of life. Like, if anybody

1:35.2

brought me an ice cream at work, I would be like, I would go on one knee and like propose. When I

1:42.8

get to the tea shop, it's just him and this one other client.

1:47.0

And she's waiting for her tea.

1:50.0

I placed the paper bag with the ice cream inside on the counter.

1:54.0

And I'm like, did somebody order an ice cream?

1:58.0

Wink.

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